What The English

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A little bit of an interview with the Crazy Pair, the WhatTheEnglish

General Info

Name: WhatTheGlen
Specialities: Speed BBQ assembly
Special Vehicle: Folding Bike
Favourite Tool: Utility Belt
Most Likely to Say: Air - Hair - Layer
Favourite Protocol: any conectivity that dosn't disapear when people want my equipment

Name: EnglishPete
Specialities: Flow Rates
Special Vehicle: Zanussi Uno
Favourite Tool: Large Hammer
Most Likely to Say: Hello, Do you have an Air Gap Firewall
Favourite Protocol: TCP/SNIP/IP

Things we Really Should NOT have done

Glen: Oops, did I spill hot coffee on the chief police officers lap?????
Pete: Err, well, I taped up the Police Lorry
Pete: ooh, the random salt issue. I use the random salt shaker to determine which shower will run out of gas ;)
Glen: Socially Engineer the Police to get Pink wrist bands!
Pete: Volunteer to do everything????????? Ive not got time to go to talks :(
Pete: Hey Glen, you ate the Police's dinner did'nt you?
Glen: I was keeping that quiet
Glen: Oh, yeah, I lent all my kit to the organisation and now I can find my switches or machines :(

Current Windup's in Progress

The Police are running talks ........
This has now been mentioned on CNN, BBC and other associated press. What Twats................
The Police MAC addresses ........ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mad bomber it putting fire-crackers in the shower drains and balsting early morning showerers with water from below.

Exagerating the ammount of money that Dutch, British, German & Friench police are contributing to WTH2005 to make it sound like they run it.